You know how to tell if I'm back?

It's quite simple, really. There's a delay! Yep, nothing tonight. I've got the article about halfway done, though, so it should be a cinch to wrap it up tomorrow. As for now, though, I'm incredibly tired.

I will go straight to bed. I will not pass Go, I will not collect $200, and I will continue to be a lazy jerk. Good night!

The Duck Has Spoken.