Post delayed until tomorrow

Alright, I know I swore that there'd be something up today, but this is just taking way to long to get done. This is undoubtedly going to be the longest article I have ever written, and it's going to take more than one evening's work to finish. Rest assured, though, that it will be ready tomorrow, even if I don't end up playing a single video game all day to complete it. Consider this next article a symbol of the grand re-opening of One Duck's Opinion after the last two weeks.