Friday, March 6, 2009

Well, I did have something planned for tonight...

A few days ago I got my hands on a beta key for Battlefield Heroes. After playing it for a good few hours, I decided I'd give it a little write-up. I get about halfway through the article, look at what I wrote and think "Wait... Should I really be saying this much about the beta?" So I go and crawl around the official website for a bit, dig up bits and pieces of the non-disclosure agreement (Couldn't find the whole thing for some reason), and blam, there it is: I can't say anything about the content of this game, or even post a screenshot. Bang. Well, that blows. With that, I had to run like mad to delete all the photos I'd uploaded to Blogger, then dump a good half hour of writing. I should really start thinking this sort of thing through before I write... Oh well, we all make mistakes, I guess. Let's just be happy I didn't go ahead and publish the thing, getting me in a whole lot of legal trouble. So then, that's the end of that! I guess all I can say here is... Well, it's fun. And, uh... Colourful. And I like to pl-OH GOD EA'S CRASHING DOWN MY FRONT DOOR HOLY CRAP I'M IN SO MUCH TROU-

This is Electronic Arts CEO John Riccitiello. Move along now, everyone. Ignore the bleeding corpse in the corner of the room. PS: Buy our games

5 comments:

SenorTinman said...

I must say that was quite hilarious! Good job Mr. Duck!

NaomiKnight said...

Duck? Duck! DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Squadallah-dansen said...

Isn't it unnatural for someone to be this funny? Maybe illegal?

PsychoDuck said...

@ Squadallah-dansen: Jeez, you dodge one legal bullet and get struck by another...

Squadallah-dansen said...

Lol, I wonder if this "Duck" enigmatic figure yet realizes the true means of my identity...